Have you ever wanted to enter a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu tournament just to show those “pajama-wearing wimps” how badass you are, but didn’t because you know little to no jiu-jitsu? Do you look at the rules of any competition and laugh because, screw rules, man. Screw rules. Well, then this video is for you. Just follow the tips provided and you will soon be considered the baddest man on the mats. (Except for the barfing part – barfing during a jiu-jitsu match doesn’t make you seem tough. It makes you seem like a pansy.)