Once, during law school, I was chilling on some girl’s couch and she asked if I wanted to watch a video. She was a cheerleader during her undergrad years, so I said sure, and she popped in a tape of her college football team’s greatest hits. Except everything was in slow-motion and set to dramatic music. It was the most ridiculous thing I’d ever seen (I don’t like football to begin with, but whatever, she was hot). And yet despite how laughable it was to watch dudes throw and catch balls with a kind of faux-gravitas that aspired to Jack Nicholson in “A Few Good Men” but instead invoked “Ernest Goes to Camp”, this girl was 100% into it.

All of this is a roundabout way of setting up the below video, which is UFC on FOX 24, in slow motion, set to dramatic music.

Watch and enjoy. I won’t judge you.