The full video taken by the police who arrived on the scene shortly after former UFC champ Jon Jones played the hit-and-run game has been released, and sheesh, you really get a sense of the mess our erstwhile light-heavyweight star left in his wake.

Of course, if you’ve ever watched an episode of COPS, none of this stuff will be shocking to you. But it especially sucks when the dirtbag in question is one of our own, and Jones was our boy.

Oh well. I guess the lesson here is not to drive like an idiot, possibly drive under the influence, flee an accident, return for your loot and flee again, and leave an injured pregnant woman behind.