We are about to enter a week chock full of UFC events, with UFC Fight Night 80 coming to Fight Pass on Thursday, the TUF 22 Finale airing on FOX Sports 1 on Friday, and UFC 194 hitting the pay-per-view channels on Saturday. Each card has its merits, with Frankie Edgar and Chad Mendes propping up the TUF finale and of course Jose Aldo, Conor McGregor, Chris Weidman and Luke Rockhold making UFC 194 something special. But if you want a UFC packed with people who would’ve never given you the time of day in high school…

…Yeah, UFC Fight Night 80 is the event for you.

Obviously, any show headlined by Rose Namajunas and Paige VanZant has already surpassed most UFCs in terms of sheer beauty. However, the Powers That Be for some reason saw fit to add wholesome pretty boy Sage Northcutt to the mix, and to kick the whole “supermodel” thing into overdrive, Elias Theodorou is on the card as well.

I mean, come on. What’s going on here?

The end result… @mcrindvegas #UFCVegas

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Is that a photo shoot or is Theodorou selling hair products?

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Sometimes I just don’t know what to make of my sport.