Takanori Gomi was once great, but those days are long gone like the innocence of youth. Now he’s just a husk of a human being, taking loss after loss in the Octagon.

Jon Tuck had an unsuccessful run in TUF, but since he’s from Guam, he’s been “Mr. Asia” for whenever the UFC comes around.

The first round opens with Gomi looking loose, and Tuck looking hungry. That translates into a front kick that Gomi eats, another front kick that has Gomi wishing he were dead, and then they’re on the mat, with Tuck taking his back and choking him out.

Well, my Saturday is screwed now.


Results: Jon Tuck def. Takanori Gomi via Submission (Rear Naked Choke) at 1:12, R1