The main event of UFC Fight Night 100 featured Ryan Bader against Antonio Rogerio Nogueira, and I swear, if this fight had taken place even just ten years ago, the Brazilian crowd would’ve been rejoicing over how their countryman had slain the big, bad American wrestler.

But alas…

The action went as you’d expect, with Bader just wrestling and brutalizing the aged Brazilian boxing specialist (yes, Lil’ Nog has a black belt in jiu-jitsu, but he was a top boxer in Brazil as well, and that was always his realm of expertise).

Here’s all you need to know about the bout in video clip form:

Someone please for Lil’ Nog to retire. Please.