Ever wonder what it’s like to be a UFC fighter? Is it really all glitz and glamor, with hot chicks throwing themselves at you in between rounds on the heavy bag? Well, here are a couple UFC Embedded vids to provide you with some insight.

Apparently, if you’re part of the UFC’s top tier, you get to screw around in New York City, do Reebok photo shoots and whatnot, and pretty much be a goof.

On the flipside, if you’re Chad Mendes, you get to sit around your gym like a troll, waiting for the UFC to call you and tell you have a fight coming up in less than two weeks.

Sadly, there’s very little of Donald Cerrone parachuting off the Freedom Tower or riding atop moving subway trains. Maybe next time.