Full disclosure: The only way I would ever watch a show like “Dancing With the Stars” is if an MMA fighting is competing on it.

Well, that’s happening tonight, with Paige VanZant trading in her four-ounce gloves for… what do they wear on that show? Shoes with glitter?

Anyway, since Van Zant has a background in dance, she’s actually the favorite to win the whole thing.

So, yeah. Tune in.