They’re squaring off in the co-main event of UFC 189 in July, but you’d think they were planning a trip to Home Depot to pick up supplies for putting together a new shed. That’s right, I’m talking about welterweight champ Robbie Lawler and challenger Rory MacDonald, who are killers in the cage, but when tasked with press junkets and promoting their fight, burn with the fire of a thousand snowballs.

At least, in the video below, they’re given a script of outlandish things to say. Which, of course they deliver with all the intensity and emotion you’ve come to expect from two gentlemen who could probably dissect the crime scene of a gory murder and then sit down and casually eat a meal over the corpses.