Chris Leben’s retirement plan apparently involves weapons possession, trespassing, violating an order of protection against domestic violence, and paying $100,000 in bail to get out of a San Diego jail.

*Sigh*

When last we saw our beloved TUF 1 veteran, he was retiring from the sport on his stool after a round of getting clobbered by TUF 17 star Uriah Hall. Leben had taken numerous hits to the dome over the years, so it was somewhat of a relief that he was hanging up the gloves.

Too bad all those years of head trauma have left him still a bit violent but unable to control himself.