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Jon Jones says he would never do steroids…

…which is exactly what someone who does steroids would say, am I right?

It’s been a vicious newscycle for the man who’d be champ many times over if he could just somehow stop messing things up. After snatching the belt away from Daniel Cormier at UFC 214, Jones tested positive for steroids, and this week his “B” sample provided a similar result.

Unless something magical happens, it’s likely we won’t see Jones compete again for four years (if at all).

But hey, he says he’d never do steroids.