You know what probably sucks? Stepping into the cage at your local MMA promotion, dancing around for 13 seconds, and then waking up and being told that not only did you just eat a shin to the face, but the subsequent trip to the land of the unconscious gave you a seizure.

Such is the case with the poor chap in the video below.

The bout is over so quickly that it’s hard to tell if homeboy sucked or if he just got caught. Either way, though, a soul-destroying knockout is a soul-destroying knockout, and this dude is left on the canvas with his body shaking and his toes curling.

On a side note, the canvas needs to be cleaned, as the bottom of the dude’s feet were filthy.