Do you live in constant fear of getting accosted and/or mugged for your valuables? Do you wake every morning and struggle to resist the urge to wear your Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu gi and belt outside in lieu of normal clothes like jeans and t-shirts? Do you speak with a Portuguese accent and eat acai berries even though you’re American? If you answered “yes” to these questions… you are lame. Please change. But this video is for you, so check it out: