Maybe he was drunk, maybe he was just naturally belligerent, but the man depicted in the video below really, really wanted a cheeseburger, and for whatever reason, the fine dining establishment he found himself in refused to serve him. What, pray tell, is the modern man to do when beset with such a quandary? Clearly, his only recourse in such times is violence – rolling-around-on-the-floor-like-an-idiot violence.
Watch what happens when the burning desire for a cheeseburger is coupled with absolutely zero knowledge of jiu-jitsu or even basic grappling positioning knowledge.
Warning: The dude is wearing woefully loose shorts.