There are two things in life that must be avoided at all costs: getting into a land war in Asia, and scrapping with a girl while your friends record it.
Obviously, the land war in Asia thing is self-explanatory – remember Napoleon Bonaparte, Adolf Hitler, et al.? Unfortunately, the scrapping with a girl thing is something that people sometimes forget, and that’s bad. Because if you win, then you’re a douche for beating up a girl, and if you lose, well… you’re this guy.
Clearly, homegirl knows some jiu-jitsu, which she employed to great effect. And now this poor fool must forever live with this video floating around the Internet – a cold, hard reminder that he spent too much time posting comments on the CagedInsider Facebook page when he should have been drilling sweep counters and back-mount escapes.