War Machine (born: Jonathan Koppenhaver) is pretty much the nadir of MMA fighters, and that’s easily recognizable the second you gaze upon his bad tattoos, over-emotional style of fighting, and arrest record. So of course he was very publicly dating a pornstar named Christy Mack for a while, and of course she was cageside for his recent Bellator fights, and when their relationship ran its course they flamed out like a white dove flying head-first into a live nuclear reactor. That’s all to be expected because, hey, it’s War Machine.

Which leads us to Christy Mack’s recent offer on Twitter, which is relevant to an MMA site because she dated War Machine. And also, Legos.