War Machine is like our Tyler Durden, a manifestation of everything we’d want to be if we were crazy and lacking morals to begin with, the Freudian definition of “id” come to life and forced to make pornos and fight in a cage. So it’s always a joy when the Bellator fighter provides us with more fodder with which to watch him and observe him from afar.

For example, here he is going crazy over a Slurpee.

One day he’s going to post a video where he confesses to multiple murders, and we’ll watch live as the police pursue him straight off a cliff and into the Pacific Ocean. Until then, though, we’ll keep enjoying these gems of psychosis.