Bellator 139 is going down right at this very moment on SpikeTV, and though it lacks all the fanfare and luster of last week’s Kimbo Slice/Ken Shamrock-enhanced edition, it sure is providing the action.

Case in point: The bout between ace kickboxer Joe Schilling and Hisaki Kato. Schilling’s got all sorts of GLORY credentials on his resume, so naturally you’d think he would own the time spent on the feet.

Um, not so much. Check out this Vine by ZombieProphet and cringe at the years taken off of Schilling’s life.