The only thing surprising about Ken Shamrock and Kimbo Slice failing their drug tests for Bellator 149 is that, despite being on banned substances, they still looked like crap. Seriously, why even bother taking anything?

Here’s MMAFighting with the scoop:

Kimbo Slice and Ken Shamrock both failed drug tests at Bellator 149, MMA Fighting has learned.

Slice and Shamrock had banned substances in their system per the results of pre-fight drug tests, multiple sources said. Bellator 149 took place Feb. 19 in Houston, Texas.

Both men have been administratively suspended by the Texas Department of Licensing and Regulation (TDLR) pending an adjudication process, sources said. The official test result documents, showing the exact substances Slice and Shamrock tested positive for, have been withheld by the TDLR due to potential pending litigation. Athletes on the card had urine samples taken before their bouts.

In case you forget, Slice fought Dada 5000 and won when Dada collapsed from exhaustion. Shamrock, meanwhile, lost when Royce Gracie kneed him in both the nuts and the head.