Meet Lina Lansburg. She’s an MMA fighter, but the only thing special about her is she is about to fight Cris Cyborg at this Saturday’s UFC Fight Night 95 in Brazil.
In other words, Lina Lansburg is about to be eaten. Cyborg, you see, is hungry. She needs to feed soon.
It’s great that Cyborg is getting fights in the Octagon. Really. It’s just tragic that her most viable threats (Ronda Rousey, Holly Holm) are off licking their wounds somewhere. Oh well. Violence is good.