It’s going to be so enjoyable when War Machine, a.k.a., Jon Koppenhaver, a.k.a., that scumbag who nearly beat ex-girlfriend Christy Mack to death, gets sentenced to consecutive life terms in prison and DIES there.
Currently, the former MMA fighter is on trial for the aforementioned crime. He’s not being nice in the courtroom.
War Machine blew a kiss to the prosecutor Monday.
In the midst of a lengthy hearing on sexual assault charges against the mixed martial arts fighter also known as Jonathan Koppenhaver, just as his defense lawyers argued that alleged victim Christine Mackinday had made false rape allegations in the past, Chief Deputy District Attorney Jacqueline Bluth interrupted.
“Judge, for the record, Mr. Koppenhaver just blew a kiss at me,” she said.
Defense attorney Brandon Sua said he didn’t see it.
“I’m not going to make up that he blew a kiss at me, which I find offensive,” Bluth said.
District Judge Elissa Cadish turned to the defendant, who was seated in the jury box, while shackled and wearing an orange prison jumpsuit: “Mr. Koppenhaver, stop. You are not to make any gestures of any kind toward counsel. Don’t go there.”
Koppenhaver smiled. “Yes, mam.”
Another heartwarming tidbit from the trial: War Machine’s attorney is arguing that Mack cannot be raped because she’s a pornstar and screws for a living. I guess the theory is that pornstars lack the ability to consent?
Fry, War Machine. Fry, and leave our lives forever.