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Dude Gets Choked Out by Girl, Dies of Shame

Dude Gets Choked Out by Girl, Dies of Shame

There are two things in life that must be avoided at all costs: getting into a land war in Asia, and scrapping with a girl while your friends record it.

Obviously, the land war in Asia thing is self-explanatory – remember Napoleon Bonaparte, Adolf Hitler, et al.? Unfortunately, the scrapping with a girl thing is something that people sometimes forget, and that’s bad. Because if you win, then you’re a douche for beating up a girl, and if you lose, well… you’re this guy.

Clearly, homegirl knows some jiu-jitsu, which she employed to great effect. And now this poor fool must forever live with this video floating around the Internet – a cold, hard reminder that he spent too much time posting comments on the CagedInsider Facebook page when he should have been drilling sweep counters and back-mount escapes.

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