Ah, to be Kimbo Slice.
Where others in the sport have to face the toughest opponents around to make a name for themselves, Kimbo gets to face the likes of Ken Shamrock and Dada 5000 and somehow manages to remain the most popular fighter to ever set foot in a cage.
And where others in the sport have to face tough consequences for failing drug tests for performance-enhancers, Kimbo gets a light slap on the wrist and gets rebooked for even more fights.
That’s right, Kimbo will be back in action at Bellator 158 in London, England – despite barely beating a nearly-dead Dada and pissing hot afterwards.
— Bellator MMA (@BellatorMMA) April 18, 2016
I’m not hating on the man. Far from it. I just think it’s worth pointing out that the rules never seem to apply when it comes to our buddy Mr. Slice.